Why do you look like this?
Sincerely,
Faith
You make me hate my life.
Sincerely,
Faith
You are so rude. Stop it. Just stop it. This is unfair. I was relatively normal before you entered my life. Then you just bust in like you own the place and start acting all charming and witty and you throw in some hip shakes and pelvic thrusts for safe measure. That’s just rude. You are unwelcome here. No, I’m lying, you’re always welcome here because I cannot resist you. But just because I can’t resist you doesn’t mean I don’t know what you’re doing. I’m fully aware of the torture you are inflicting on my life. I just choose to let it happen because I’m a masochist. Rude. You are so rude.
Sincerely,
Faith
Give me your voice.
Sincerely,
Faith
Stop bringing people into my life that insist on telling me I’m a hipster. I’m pretty sure I’m quite far away from being a hipster.
I like boy bands.
What kind of hipster likes boy bands?
Sincerely,
Faith
Thank you for finally giving Santana a solid story line. If you completely neglect what you just exposed, I will personally find you and punch you in the nose.
Sincerely,
Faith
I would really appreciate if you just decided to be here right now because I am having a hard time containing the possible excitement that is going to happen. I cant even fathom being in the same room as Starkid. I’m pretty sure that my brain is going to explode when that day comes.
148 more days.
Sincerely,
Faith
Why do you look like this?
Sincerely,
Faith
Why were you cast as a character on Glee that is only ever going to sing with one other character on Glee, and that character being Kurt. Don’t get me wrong, I love Kurt and I love Chris (Klaine for eternity), but this role is just going to kill me because you have no reason to sing with any of the other people on Glee, and your voice would sound so beautiful with some of the other cast members. I’m particularly thinking Dianna and Naya. Or the potential of a soulful ballad with Amber. Goodness, that would be glorious. But that will never happen. Because you’re character goes to Dalton. *sigh*
Sincerely,
Faith
PS: This is really going to vex me for the rest of my life. I hope you know that.
I love you.
You were always my favorite member of Paramore and you will always be one of my favorite people ever. I have the utmost respect for you.
Sincerely,
Faith
Why aren’t we married yet?
Sincerely,
Faith
